Posts Tagged ‘diet humor’

Women Are NOT Fat!

WOMEN ARE NOT FAT…With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there’s no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren’t heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy. Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the [...]

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Shampoo Alert! Read your labels

SHAMPOO ALERT! As I was shampooing my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read the bottle. I am in shock! The shampoo I use that runs down my entire body says “for extra volume and body”! Seriously, now I know why I am so “full-figured”! I am going to start using [...]

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Good Advice To Keep In Mind

“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four, unless there are three other people. ” ~Orson Welles Just a little something I’ll be keeping in mind while I figure out my food plan for the upcoming month. Post Footer automatically generated by Add Post Footer Plugin for wordpress.

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Chocolate Fantasy In Progress

DO NOT DISTURB: CHOCOLATE FANTASY IN PROGRESS This week my refrigerator is rapidly being filled to the brim with chocolate goodies of various sizes, shapes, and textures; each one more delicious then the next. This week, Angelgirl (my 12 year old daughter) is taking a summer chocolate cooking class at College Camp and every day she [...]

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What is your favorite color?

My favorite color is the rainbow. Why?  Because I can eat it! What’s your second favorite color?  My second favorite color is brown. Why? Because I can eat it (in the form of chocolate!). Post Footer automatically generated by Add Post Footer Plugin for wordpress.

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