July Diet Pulpit Archives

Zucchini Madness

Zucchini Madness - what to do with all those zucchinis?
Summer time means truckloads of zucchini will showing up every where - what do we do with them all? We here at the Diet Pulpit have the solution.
Donate some to homeless food shelters.
Find cars with unlocked doors and deposit a few inside, along with a good [...]

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Miracle Diet

Miracle Diet (eat like a cat and achieve a long, lean body) - menu and exercise tips included.
Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never had any success dieting, well, now there is the new Miracle Cat Diet!
DAY ONE
Breakfast: Open can of expensive gourmet cat [...]

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Diet Update Weighin Week 65

Weight 208.5 (lost 4 of the lbs gained from the one meal last weekend, so no overall loss)
For whatever reason my weight has been all over the place the last 3 days - I decided to go with the middle result. Friday I weighed in at 205.5 - I was excited because that meant I [...]

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Rest and Meditation

Don’t Be a Fool-Eat For Fuel!
Welcome brothers and sisters, come in and make yourself comfortable. Breathe deeply and set your cares aside.
Today I want everyone to focus on relaxing and enjoying the moment. I found this lovely video meditation called Right Now, provided by the Daily Motivator where the focus is on “living the wonder [...]

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Miracles of the Scale

It’s time for the party hats and noise makers and shaking the pom poms in celebration for everyone getting healthy!
7/25 Mr and Mrs Fat now have a “house full of giant underpants”, combined household weight loss so far 57 lbs.
7/29 Kimberly lost a total of 16.8 so far.
7/23 Captain (Jeff) is coming up to the [...]