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Why You Are Fat

Finally there is a web site that shows us once and for all the underlying cause of weight problems – This Is Why You’re Fat (“where dreams become heart attacks”).  It’s a relative new site, but gaining a lot of popluarity.  Be warned – you may gain a pound or two by just visiting.   LOL
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Good Advice To Keep In Mind

“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four, unless there are three other people. ” ~Orson Welles
Just a little something I’ll be keeping in mind while I figure out my food plan for the upcoming month.
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Cruella DePalin – how low will she go?

How LOW will she go? Sarah Palin is digging deeper into the pack of lies that the McCain folks are fabricating and distorting facts beyond recognition. Yet she doesn’t address her own connections to terrorists (she pals around with her hubby, who pals around with that guy who hates America and wants Alaska to be [...]

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Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator

Looking for a fresh, new baby name then check out the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator – just enter your name (or any name) in the box and click “submit.”
I admit my curiosity got the better of me – I could not resist finding out what my name would have been had I been so fortunate [...]

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The Real Sarah Palin Stood Up!

“Let Sarah be Sarah” has been the chant all this week and I am happy to say that Gov. Sarah Palin did a good job last night at the debate being Sarah - she was the Real Sarah Palin, no filters, no “gotcha journalism,” no scripts.   We, the American people got to look her in the [...]

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Top 10 Sarah Palin Debate Questions

The Top 10 Sarah Palin Questions (by Lady Rose) that should have been asked of Sarah Palin during the Debate (with follow up questions for Biden in order for the debate to have been fair and impartial, and in no way reflecting “gotcha journalism”):
(Note: Both Sen. Biden and Gov. Palin are competent debators, and I [...]

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Sarah Palin for President

In honor of tonight’s vice-presidential debate here is my Top 10 List of Reasons Sarah Palin Should Be President, by Lady Rose. 

10. I want a president who is just like me and my neighbors – Mr. and Mrs. Six Pack, who struggle with their million dollar assets just like Sarah Palin and her family.  Oh wait, my [...]

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The Geography of A Woman

Here’s a little Friday Funny to enjoy. Please keep in mind that this was passed along by a MAN to a friend of mine who passed it along to me by email. It’s all meant in fun, and no disrepect to my male readers.   (author unknown)
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman [...]

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Odd Things To Ponder

This showed up in my email the other day, and I thought I’d share it.
Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Health nuts [...]

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Holy Blog Of Doom

Holy Blog Of Doom, Batman! I just had a cup of tea and realised I have not updated this since last month… You would not believe it only hurts when I laugh. But I’m sorry you’ll just have to take my word for it.
I am hopped up on caffeine with learning to play lawn bowls, [...]

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