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Women Are NOT Fat!

WOMEN ARE NOT FAT…With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there’s no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren’t heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy. Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the [...]

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Shampoo Alert! Read your labels

SHAMPOO ALERT! As I was shampooing my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read the bottle. I am in shock! The shampoo I use that runs down my entire body says “for extra volume and body”! Seriously, now I know why I am so “full-figured”! I am going to start using [...]

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Just a little humor I found in my email this morning from a friend and passing it along to share the giggles. Which one is your favorite? John Lennon is one my top picks, and Dr. Seuss and Einstein’s too. Why Did the chicken cross the road? BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because [...]

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Why You Are Fat

Finally there is a web site that shows us once and for all the underlying cause of weight problems – This Is Why You’re Fat (“where dreams become heart attacks”).  It’s a relative new site, but gaining a lot of popluarity.  Be warned – you may gain a pound or two by just visiting.   LOL (Thanks [...]

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Good Advice To Keep In Mind

“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four, unless there are three other people. ” ~Orson Welles Just a little something I’ll be keeping in mind while I figure out my food plan for the upcoming month. Post Footer automatically generated by Add Post Footer Plugin for wordpress.

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