DO NOT DISTURB: CHOCOLATE FANTASY IN PROGRESS

This week my refrigerator is rapidly being filled to the brim with chocolate goodies of various sizes, shapes, and textures; each one more delicious then the next.

This week, Angelgirl (my 12 year old daughter) is taking a summer chocolate cooking class at College Camp and every day she is bringing home containers of various chocolate treats – chocolate dipped pretzels, chocolate chip banana muffins, chocolate chocolate-chip cookies, brownies, etc.  I wonder what she will bring home tonight.  Luckily it is only a 5 day class. 

To help me resist the temptations I decided a little humor might help. Here is an excerpt from Diet Humor & Jokes (by Daniel Worona)

  • When no one understand you, chocolate is there.
  • Seven days without chocolate makes one weak.
  • The 12-step chocoholics program: never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate.
  • Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don’t need an appointment.
  • There is nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate.
  • Chocolate doesn’t make the world go around, but it certainly makes the trip worthwhile.
  • And on the eighth day God created chocolate.
  • If there is no chocolate in heaven, I’m not going.
  • In the cookies of life, friends are the chocolate chips.
  • Those calorie-free sweets taste great dipped in chocolate.
  • There are two food groups: chocolate and fruit, and if it is fruit, it should be dipped in chocolate.
  • Chocolate . . . it isn’t just for breakfast anymore.

She gets to bring the recipes home at the end of the week. Perhaps next week I will tempt you all by posting a few.

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