Signs you might be having trouble staying on your diet:
- You’d rather have your spouse think you are having an affair, instead of the truth that you are sneaking out at night to the corner ice cream shoppe or pizza parlour.
- You have started food fights at work in the cafeteria in order to catch food in your mouth.
- Willy Wonka is your hero or fantasy lover.
- Your pet is getting thin, because you keep sneaking food from their food bowl.
- You keep showing up at the local pet store with a knife, fork and tarter sauce and spend the afternoon staring at the fish tanks.
- You wake up and find large chunks missing from your pillow, and there are strange fluffy bits stuck in your teeth.
Have you shown any of these signs lately? What other symptoms are you showing that you are having trouble staying with your diet?
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March 19th, 2008 at 7:13 am
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MizFit wrote…
first one?
made me laugh out loud.
(what does *that* say about me? I dont think I wanna know)
M.
March 19th, 2008 at 10:04 am
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Jessica wrote…
I’m not that trouble yet, LOL
March 19th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
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Greta wrote…
I love these. Honestly, my biggest sign that I’m having trouble…erm…my “fat” jeans are starting to get tight on me.
Oooh, and also, right after I got weighed at the doctor’s office, the button flew off my pants. I wish I were kidding.
March 19th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
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Kevin wrote…
Dang. These got me to laugh pretty good. Glad I am not quite that bad…yet.
Thanks for the humor!
March 21st, 2008 at 8:24 am
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Lady Rose wrote…
Gotta keep that sense of humor when on a diet! Thanks for stopping by everyone and comments are truly appreciated. Health and Happiness to all.