Anatomy of a Fat Cell
(by Lady Rose)
- 20% emotional baggage (stress, depression, boredom, etc.)
- 20% past parental programming (i.e. clean your plate, cookies fix all boo boos, etc.)
- 20% love of food
- 10% slug syndrome and couch potatoitis
- 10% bad habits
- 10% chocolate addiction (women) or beer addiction (men), (note: substitute favorite food addiction(s) for either)
- 10% water
Anatomy of a Muscle
- 20% sweat
- 20% positive thinking
- 20% sticktoittiveness (determination, motivation, and will power)
- 10% lean proteins
- 10% rainbow of veggies and fruits
- 10% whole good carbs and calcium
- 10% oxygen
You May Also Enjoy a few more LOLs:
Lard As Health Food – eeew
Diet Highway – watch out for those road signs!
Diet Anthology – humorous look at diets over the years.
F.A.T. Attitude – Live Fabulous, Awesome and Tenacious!
Stop In The Name Of Health – theme song.
Currently Diet Pulpit is rarely updated. Lady Rose is now blogging at Blissful Moon, where she is staying healthy and continuing to have adventures, please stop by and visit.
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March 2nd, 2008 at 10:33 am
1 Ash wrote…
What a fabulous blog you have! I’m adding you as a favorite over at Entrecard and I’ll be back often!
March 2nd, 2008 at 10:39 am
2 kelly wrote…
This is great!!!
March 2nd, 2008 at 10:46 am
3 Miz UV wrote…
Nice one! You’ve motivated me to go to the gym this morning.
March 2nd, 2008 at 1:45 pm
4 AndrewE wrote…
Great post. Made me laugh but it’s so true.
March 2nd, 2008 at 2:16 pm
5 Merry wrote…
I wish they taught this sort of stuff in school! This information was covered NOwhere in ANY of the physiology classes that I took.
March 2nd, 2008 at 2:38 pm
6 Acadia wrote…
That pic rules – good work
March 2nd, 2008 at 3:19 pm
7 workout mommy wrote…
I love it!!! I cracked up at “slug syndrome and couch potatoitis”. So very true!
March 2nd, 2008 at 8:56 pm
8 Lillian wrote…
Great site. You’re an inspiration.
March 3rd, 2008 at 5:10 pm
9 Kellie wrote…
I just found your blog! It is fabulous! I hope you don’t mind that I am going to add you to my sidebar of favorites!
March 3rd, 2008 at 11:33 pm
10 Cindy wrote…
Great Picture! All so true.
March 4th, 2008 at 12:08 am
11 Julie wrote…
LMAO. I agree about the fat cells, but I think the love of food and bad habits needs to have higher %.
March 9th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
12 Mrs Yo-Yo Dieter wrote…
Love it!!!
April 30th, 2008 at 9:17 am
13 Catherine wrote…
Thanks! I have been struggling lately with my diet & exercise routine and this made me laugh. Now hopefully I’ll make it to the gym tonight.