Our Patron Saint: OUR LADY OF LARDS – whenever you are in need visit her here at the Diet Pulpit and she will guide you through the valley of temptations, and lead you on the path of nutrition.
Honorary Prophets
Joy Nash, she is a woman of courage, attitude, and totally awesome!
Bob Greene – Oprah’s fitness guru, promotes values that Our Lady of Lards holds to be true, that an eating plan should “based on common sense and the reality of long-term weight loss.” Bob Greene’s “philosophy is to examine your life in a comprehensive manner” and that “lasting lifestyle change comes from within, not from outside programs, diets or specific exercise regimens.”
Jean Nidetch – she was an overweight housewife obsessed with eating cookies who became the successful, healthy founder of Weight Watchers International, a true example of “become an after, stay an after,” and the power of positive thinking – “You have to make the decision to lose weight in your head, not your stomach” – and an example of the power of spirit the Our Lady of Lards promotes.
Richard Simmons – with wit, passion and enthusiasm Richard Simmons teaches the gospel similar to what Our Lady of Lards teaches. He reaches out to all who will listen and inspires everyone to get “sweatin’ to the oldies” and shout out “farewill to fat.” He weighed 268 lbs at his high school graduation, but he was able to totally transform his body and enjoys life fit and healthy.
Jeremy Likness, Lose Fat, Not Faith, CEO of Golden Summit, Inc., certified fitness trainer and specialist in performance nutrition, an inspiration to one and all.
Lady Rose – is the founder and missionary of the Diet Pulpit. She does not consider herself to be a prophet, but merely a humble servant of Our Lady of Lards, a shining light in the darkness and confusion that surrounds diet seekers so that they may find their way back to the path of a healthy weight and a life of laughter and wellness.
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Beware the false prophets – who have never walked the road you are struggling to travel. Ignore all who make false promises and lure you with lies of EASY, FAST solutions to removing the flab, for all they want to do remove is your cash. Remember to stay to true the teachings of Our Lady of Lards, to yourself and your inner wisdom, for only then can you find the truth of how hard work, determination, and perseverance can overcome the demons of chubbiness!
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Currently Diet Pulpit is rarely updated. Lady Rose is now blogging at Blissful Moon, where she is staying healthy and continuing to have adventures, please stop by and visit.
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