Story of the Bouncing Boobs

I love early morning walks (it is so much cooler – and I’m not fond of the hot sun) – so the other day I went out for a stroll and decided who needs a bra any way (I’m still a hippie at heart), it’s early and not likely anyone will be around so I wouldn’t have to worry about poking out someone’s eye. So there I was strolling along with my bouncing boobs – I could hear them singing “freedom, freedom”. (What, no one else has singing boobs? Really? Interesting.)

I may not be into exercise – but if I have to do it, I’m going to be comfortable. Perhaps I should wear a t-shirt when I go out walking that has a warning – “watch out for bouncing boobs”

Now if I could just get mine to be as perky as the boobs in the photo above.

Perhaps my new blog name should be: the bouncing boob Lady of NJ

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