the diet pulpit

Don’t Be a Fool-Eat For Fuel!

Welcome and Happy Easter everyone. Before Lady Rose takes the pulpit we would like to remind all of you to leave all your excess chocolates and sweets in the baskets by the door. Our Community Outreach team of angels will be collecting it and sending it to starving models and celebrities across the globe. Thank you, the staff of the Diet Pulpit.

Greetings Brothers and Sisters,
What a delight to see all of your shining faces this bright and lovely Easter morning. This morning’s sermon will be brief…(Hallelujah!)…so we can all get home to our families and friends. This time of year is always a very trying time for those of us who have chosen a path of health. The next few days your determination will be tested, OH YES Brothers and Sisters it will be tested by some of the most cunning, tempting, delectable evils of confection. Constant Vigilance!!! Brothers and Sisters that is what you must practice - keep your protein bars and apples at the ready - keep your water bottles close by - hold tight to your goals until this frenzy of truffles, gobstoppers, and jelly beans has past! Hallelujah!

I know each and everyone of you can make it through this very trying time, together we can keep each other strong.

May you always have Love to share, Health to spare, and Friends that care. Go in peace.

The Diet Pulpit staff - **shakes everyone’s hand** Thank you all for coming, have a happy, healthy, humorous day. Remember to visit others (see our Fatblogging Blogroll) and help spread the word of fun, encouragment, and inspiration to all.

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