The Diet Pulpit will be coming soon to a blog near you!    Actually it will be coming right here! So bookmark this spot. 

Do you need of a bit of saving from your diet transgressions, some where you can repent, confess, and be forgiven, where you can find the motivation to eat for fuel and all your cravings are reborn (with a taste for all things green, fresh and wholesome)?

I know I sure can use some good old fashion holy rolling inspiration and saving from my diet sins every now and then! LOL

As a result of a diet induced spring fever vision from above (or perhaps from calorie depriviation), a vision of Our Lady of Lards as inspired me with a new life’s mission - to save bodies from calorie overload and to teach the world the true light and the glory of Eating for Fuel by what ever means necessary, even it it means I take candy away from babies and strip cabinets bare. Our Lady of Lards will guide us through the valley of temptations and show us the way to fight back the terrors of hunger, cravings and binges.

To carry out the mission Our Lady of Lards has set before me I am changing the focus of this blog, and building The Diet Pulpit — the grand opening will be April 1, 2007, so be prepared to get your bodies SAVED! Can I get a Hallelujah!

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NOTE - the official opening for the Diet Pulpit is April 1, 2007, there is plenty to read on the blog (lots of pages & links), and a week of preparation posts, so you can join in FUN any time.

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