Lady Rose was very excited about the NEW scale. She wanted to make sure that it was working properly so she weighed herself, but the new scale showed a number a bit higher then the old scale. So she took off her shoes and tried again – still not the same. She then took off her jewelry – one more time she hopped on the new scale, and there was a bit of decrease. Then she decided to remove her pants and tried again — still no change. She then decided she better take off her top too, so off it came. The scale moved slightly, but still wasn’t quite the same weight as the old scale.

Finally she decided the only way she could tell for sure whether the new scale was going to work out was if she weighed herself naked! (the way she did on the old scale).

But as she struggled to undo the bra hooks the store manager hurried over with a large sheet, holding it up around her and said “Madam you can’t do that!” Lady Rose, of course, was determined and said, “But sir, how will I know if it’s working if I don’t weigh myself here before I take it home?”

Any way, here at the Diet Pulpit we decided it was best if we keep our old scale for a bit longer.

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