Temptation is around every corner, even on the internet. We here at the Diet Pulpit are ready to help you steer clear of evil foods and devilish temptations of all kinds.
Beware Food Porn Ahead (rated FFF)
Deep fried, bacon-wrapped, beer-battered, cheese-filled hot dogs –these EVIL fried demons of artery-clogging fat have been popping up in blog posts all over the internet for days now — brothers and sisters TURN AWAY!!! Do NOT be tempted by the lure of their oozy cheesy greasy goodness!!! Instead turn to the SOY hot dog, savor its delicate, heavenly, taste and rejoice in the blessings of the ONE Diet, health, happiness and humor! Hallelujah!
Brothers and sisters join me in prayer for those poor bodies who succumb to temptation and ingest these vile links of extreme fatty porkiness, for they know not what they do! May our blessed Lady of Lards protect them! Amen
Be strong in the face of temptation brothers and sisters!
Here are some alteratives suggested by the behind the scenes Staff of the Diet Pulpit:
Teacherman suggested to spice up your healthy choice of hot dog try Eden Organic Brown Mustard (stone ground with apple cider vinegar) 0 fat, 0 sugar, 0 calories
Mama Kelly – suggested if you don’t want to have a soy dog to try the 97% fat free hot dog from Hebrew National (only 45 calories, 1 WW pt), also topping your healthy hot dog choice with onion, peppers (sauted lightly in broth or 0 calorie butter-flavor spray) for added flavor and nutrition.
Gamerdude found a blog post listing a lot of healthy hot dogs available.
Remember – Eat for Fuel!
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