Don’t Be a Fool-Eat For Fuel!

Welcome!  Thank you all for coming to our grand opening and very first Sunday Weighty Wisdom Revival meeting here at the Diet Pulpit. And now, without further ado… **drum roll*** …we present to you our founder Lady Rose.

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Greetings fellow diet seekers, fatbloggers and all those seeking to get healthy, fight the flab and enjoy life!

Welcome to the Diet Pulpit. It is a joy to stand at the pulpit and look out at all your shining faces this fine morning. Today marks a very special occasion, it is the official opening of the Diet Pulpit and our very first celebration of Oh Happy Day! We hope that you will join in the fun and I hope to see all of you here often. (for more holidays see Diet Pulpit Holy Days)

Now some of you have asked me, “But Lady Rose, you tell us to save our bodies, but what about our souls?”

I say to you - SAVE your body and your soul will follow. Give your soul a place to live that is Healthy! Happy! and filled with Laughter, and your soul will rejoice! Hallelujah!

If you fill your body with trash - if you stuff your guts with pastries! - greasy fries! - chewy taffy! - and other foul foods! — you may find your soul leaving your body much earlier then you planned! Now I don’t mean to frighten you dear brothers and sisters. But you know I shall not lie to you! From this pulpit the truth will be told. Hallelujah!

Let other pulpits take care of your souls, brothers and sisters. At the Diet Pulpit it is your bodies’ health that will be saved! Hallelujah!

Go enjoy Oh Happy Day! - get outside and soak up some sunshine, hug your family and friends tight, and as you sit down to your next meal, give thanks for all your blessings and then ask yourself - “Self, if I put this food that is in front of me in my belly - will it do more harm then good?” Then follow the good sense I know you all have, and if the answer is “more harm” then TOSS! it out and grab something fresh and yummy and give thanks for your good sense!

May you all be blessed with Health, Happiness and Humor now and always.

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The Diet Pulpit staff - **shakes everyone’s hand** Thank you all for coming, have a happy, healthy, humorous day. Please visit throughout the week and stay motivated to get healthy.   Feel free to look around the Diet Pulpit - there is a lot to see and more will be added regularly. Remember to visit others (visit our Fatblogging Blogroll for a list of great folks) and help spread words of fun, encouragment, and inspiration.

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