A Dieter’s Manifesto
by Mama Kelly
No more candy
No more chips
No more junk
Shall pass my lipsNo more ice cream
extra-creamy
No more cakes or pies
so dreamyNo more pizza
sauce and cheese
No more buffet
a la ChineseNo more mindless
TV muching
No more stress-related
crunchingInstead I’ll grab
a low-cal treat
And healthy meals
are what I’ll eatMy heart will thank me
my flab will melt
I’ll feel great
and I’ll look svelte
A big thank you goes out to my best friend (and fellow blogger) Mama Kelly for her poem.
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