In honor of tonight’s vice-presidential debate here is my Top 10 List of Reasons Sarah Palin Should Be President, by Lady Rose. 

10. I want a president who is just like me and my neighbors - Mr. and Mrs. Six Pack, who struggle with their million dollar assets just like Sarah Palin and her family.  Oh wait, my neighbors and I don’t have over 1 million in assets.   No matter, Palin is real good at acting like one of us.

9. As President, Sarah Palin will have lots of tanning beds installed at the White House for all the Senators and the Congress to get a bit of color so they will look healthier and not so pasty on tv.

8. Sarah Palin as President would fire the White House cook saving the taxpayers a lot of money, and her home cooking would win over the hearts of all the foreign dignitaries who visit.

7. As Sarah Palin said in her interview, she is fresh, new and all about change - not like Biden who is old and overly experienced (note - since McCain is even older and has even more experience, he definitely should not be president which is why Palin would be perfect for the job).

6. I don’t want a president who fills their head with facts and other nonsense from newspapers and magazines, I prefer my president to be like Sarah Palin who only reads stuff that is put in front of her.

5. I don’t want a president who fills their head with stuffy legal facts and supreme court cases, I prefer my presidents to give blank silent answers when asked about the Supreme Court (just like Sarah Palin).

4. I want a president who makes costume jewelry look good, and Sarah Palin’s Alaska-shaped earrings and her big hoops are awesome.

3. Sarah Palin as President can smile, coo, giggle, and bat her eye lashes around the world and charm the nuclear weapons and military secrets out of all the male world leaders, making our world a much safer place.

2. I need the laughs and so does the country, and four (or even eight) years of Sarah Palin as President means a weekly dose of very funny Saturday Night Live skits are guaranteed (all done with love of course).

1. With Sarah Palin has president, no one has to worry about feeding their family.  She can hunt for wild game and fill all our freezers.  “A moose in every pot!”

Note to David Letterman - feel free to use the list,  (I’d appreciate the byline and a shout out to the blog address if possible).     :)

America - get informed, get involved, and go out and VOTE!   Lady Rose

Other posts from around the web you might like:
Huffington Post: Sarah Six Pack…Country First.
Denver Post: Palin the Pet Rock.

Upcoming Posts: Top 10 Sarah Palin Debate Questions and Sarah Palin Favorite Links.

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