This showed up in my email the other day, and I thought I’d share it.
Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing.
In the 60’s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, and where one strain of e-coli got into the spinach, but we haven’t a clue as to how to apprehend thousands of known criminals, including serial killers, pedophiles, Internet predators, identity thieves, would-be and actual terrorists, foreign students whose visas have expired, illegal aliens, suspect members of Congress, crooked CEO’s and CFO’s etc. Maybe we should just put the Department of Agriculture in charge of everything.
Some people are like a slinky … not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. ;p
Source: anonymous, circulated by emails
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